Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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