Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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