Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
