how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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