im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
