he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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