so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
A+ Viking dick
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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