try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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