Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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