my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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