(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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