Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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