You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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