Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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