That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
