Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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