Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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