butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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