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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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