oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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