I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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