what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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