You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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