Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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