I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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