I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Panties = found
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
