she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
