i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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