Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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