Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
do nipples grow back?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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