Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry kc2294 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

Fav 18 1209 2831
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

I'm on my way.

Fav 28 7553 1281
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

Fav 28 4548 3003
share tweet
(903): View more from Texas

If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.

Fav 27 6080 1525
share tweet
(713): View more from Texas

The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.

Fav 2 1661 802
share tweet
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You should probably take note of that and make it happen.

Fav 22 3050 1030
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...

Fav 2 1759 681
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.

Fav 2 54 25
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(712): View more from Iowa

Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.

Fav 0 24 29
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT