he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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