Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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