i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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