I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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