you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How drunk are you?
Completed.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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