plz talk dirty to me
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
