I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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