I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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