my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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