this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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