Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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