how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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