I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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