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(619): View more from California

guys are not supposed to queef...right?

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(503): View more from Oregon

At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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(406): View more from Montana

Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.

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(925): View more from California

she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out

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(607): View more from New York

That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.

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