My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Who died my cat blue again?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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