No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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