people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
