dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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