how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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