i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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